Nail-spiked Barrels: Requirement for Survival

Hello Guys! So this is nonsense. Me and my sister just wanna share our thoughts on the horrible execution way of using a Nail-spiked Barrel to kill Christians in the past. So here it is ^-^

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Horrible Histories screen shot: The Barrel used to execute Christians

Horrible Histories screen shot: Inside the Barrel

Yep, the idea of blogging this is because of Horrible Histories again! 

Imagine dying in that barrel! So what they will do to you (because they were persecuting Christians during those times) is that they will put you inside the nail-spiked barrel. Once you're inside that tight room (you probably bleed because of the nails), they push the barrel downhill and let you roll until you reach the plat form. Imagine dying that way!

If you aren't gonna get hurt by just going inside the barrel, you are really gonna get hurt once you roll down. You would probably not feel any much hurt by rolling down, because you'll be pierced with spikes all over. What would your corpse look like!

This is truly the most horrible kind of execution I know. I dunno if there is something more surprising than this. If there is, please leave a comment below and tell me what 0.0. But so far, this is really...er.... what can I say, I leave the description to you.

Now here is the fun part! I am not serious here. But think about this: how can you survive such harsh execution. Of course I'm not saying that this is possible. I'm just letting my silly imagination flow but I'm gonna type it anyway

Requirements to survive the Nail-spiked Barrels!:

1. You need to be pretty thin - As much as possible, you don't want to touch the spikes upon entering it. You want to avoid the spikes as much as possible.  You know how it is in animes? When they avoid some shards attacking them? Something like that? Very Flexi~

2. You must have sticky powers - More of like SpiderMan powers. You need your whole body to stick to one side of the barrel and not roll and bump various sides as the barrel rolls downhill. If you don't have sticky powers, you would end up bumping every spike. But if you do have a super strong sticky power, you'll stay safe in one side of the barrel as it rolls downhill. This is the most important capability by the way because you would probably die by bumping to different spikes.

3. You need to have super strength - just like Hulks. Of course you can't stay inside forever. You need to get out of the barrel or you would also die. You can't go out of the barrel slowly too like the normal way. They would probably notice and kill you. With your Hulk-like strength, expand your arms and destroy the barrel like a freakish animal.

4. Lastly, you need to have super speed - Once you get out, they would probably shoot you with an arrow. If you run, you still wouldn't make it. So you need super speed to get away and escape.

In short: IMPOSSIBLE!

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Thank you for reading this nonsense